Scarecrow Cabin

Scarecrow Cabin

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

A morning laugh.....

….and NO, this did not happen to me.
Several days ago as I left a business meeting; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets and quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for ...leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off" !!!!!!!
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."


  1. A good laugh but a scare for you.

  2. LOL. That could happen to me!

  3. Thanks for the laugh this evening Kelly! Neither Bob or I will be at the store tomorrow, but we do have a small farm table we just brought in. It is towards the back in our small room. See you soon. Janice

  4. Thanks for the great morning laugh! That was so funny. I can see it happening. :)